It is Christmas. In otherwise pristine snow, the track marks of Santa Claus’ sleigh are visible. A police officer is walking around the field to savour the Christmas spirit and suddenly discovers a small booklet. It is Santa’s complete list of everyone’s trangressions on the planet (the naughty list). The police officer immediately recognizes the potential power of such a list. In the back of the booklet is Santa Claus’ address.

The year is 3000 and the effects of climate change have ravaged the world. Only Africa is safe to live in.

You are a mermaid tired of living under the sea who has rescued a prince from a shipwreck. Upon saving his life, you are filled with both a deep sense of love for the prince and a reignited passion to explore the world outside the sea. Your local sea witch offers to give you legs so that you can go to the world above in exchange for permanently giving up your voice.